I took my tree to Tree Court.
I'm breaking up with it.
Me: Your Honor, this tree has not performed its tree duties in the almost seven years it has been taking up residence in my garden. It refuses to have flaking bark like other paperbark maple trees and has barely grown since it was planted. At one point, Your Honor, my sister thought it was a weed tree that I just let grow there.
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