Showing posts with label Flower jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flower jokes. Show all posts

Feb 9, 2016

Flower Humor for the Valentine Countdown

The Final Week of Valentine's Madness has begun!

We hope the holiday has been going smoothly for all of you floral industry folks out there. I know the Go!-Go!-Go! paired with lack of restful sleep and minimal leisure time can start taking its toll during the final week.  For me, this is when my daily diet becomes a Holy Trinity of Horror--sugar, carbs, and caffeine rule with an iron fist, which first leaves me feeling like an omnipotent flower goddess, queen of problem-solving, but then quickly dissolves into a junk-food induced mental breakdown, where my only redemption seems to be that last handful of licorice and just one more cup of coffee.


Lucky for me,  here at Sun Valley I am surrounded by good people who tell me the hard truths like, "Hey there Lady Aster, you should probably switch to water," and, "Are you sure you've been showering?" This kind of support reminds me that laughter is indeed the best mental medicine, so to pass on this healing antidote, I have gathered some flower puns for the stressed, jokes for the restless, memes for the frustrated, and a video for the grumpy.  Enjoy.




 THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS
Cartoon by Tony Zuvela




REINCARNATION
Cartoon by Kes






LADY ASTER IN 1 WEEK
 (Cartoon by Brainless Tales)




CONTROL ISSUES
Comic by the beloved Bill Watterson

CULPA VACCUS


A VALENTINE'S DAY POEM


Last week's  Groundhog Day post got me thinking about all the great Bill Murray performances.  One of my favorites is his improvised Cinderella Story scene in the classic film, Caddyshack.




Keep up the good work and keep smiling.